Not everyone in New York would
Pay to see Andrew Lloyd Webber
May his trousers fall down as he
Bows to the queen and the crown
Log on to hide ad.
I don't know what tune the orchestra played
But it went by me sickly sentimental
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake
Tammy Baker's got a lot on her plate
Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake
Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave
The band of the night takes you
To ethereal heights over dinner
And you wander the streets
Never reaching the heights that you seek
And the sugar that dripped
From the violin's bow
Made the children go crazy
Put a hole in the tooth of a hag
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake
Tammy Baker must be losing her faith, yeah
Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake
Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave
And dogs are on the road
We're all tempting fate
Cars are shooting by with no number plates
And here comes Mrs. Hairy Legs
I saw Elvis Presley
Walk out of a Seven Eleven
And a woman gave birth to a baby
And then bowled 257
Now the excess of fat
On your American bones
Will cushion the impact
As you sink like a stone
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake
Tammy Baker, Tammy Baker
Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake
Cheap Picasso, cheap Picasso fake
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake
Kathy Straker, boy, could she lose some weight
Can I buy another slice of real estate
Liberace must be laughing in his grave
Rocky mountain high, Colorado
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake
Piece of that thing on the plate
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake...
