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84 Jul '87 Hot 100


(Calling all cars, calling all cars...) (Be on the lookout for a tall light-skinned brother with dimples) (Wearing a black kangol, sweatsuit, gold chain, and sneakers) (Last seen on Farmers Boulevard headed east) (Alias L.L. Cool J) (He`s bad...) Aaaahhhhhhhhhh... No rapper can rap quite like I can I`ll take a musclebound man and put his face in the sand Not the last Mafioso I`m a MC cop Make you say, `Go L.L. and do the wop` If you think you can outrhyme me, yeah boy I bet Cause I ain`t met a motherfucker who can do that yet Trendsetter I`m better my rhymes are good I got a gourmet plate that says I wish you would And when rap begin then I gotta join in and Before my rhyme is over you know I`m a win Cool J has arrived so you better make way Ask anybody in the crowd they say the kid don`t play! Sparring competition that`s my hobby and job I don`t wear a disguise because I don`t own the mob Got a pinpoint rap that makes you feel trapped So many girls on my jock I think my phone here is tapped I`m bad (Cool J) (Cool J) (Cool J) (C C C C Cool J J) (Cool J) (C C C C C C C Cool J J J J J) I`m like Tyson icin` I`m a soldier at war I`m makin` sure you don`t try to battle me no more Got concrete rhymes been rappin` for ten years and Even when I`m braggin` I`m bein` sincere MC`s can`t win I make `em rust like tin They call me Jaws my hat is like a shark`s fin Because I`m bad as can be got my voice all waxed Some brothers think he`s making records now he must have relaxed I couldn`t shouldn`t and it`ll stay that way The best rapper you`ve heard is L.L. Cool J Kamikaze take a look at what I`ve done Used to rock in my basement now I`m number one And can happen on time never standin` on lime You wanna try me first you better learn how to rhyme I`m the pinnacle that means I reign supreme And I`m notorious I`ll crush you like a jelly bean

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I`m bad I eliminate punks cut `em up in chunks You were souped you heard me and your ego shrunk I`m devastating I`m so good it`s a shame Cause I eat rappers like a cannibal they call me insane I`m as strong as a bull of course you know I am pull I enjoy what I`m doing plus I`m paid in full Not Buckaroo Bonsai but busted out as I Say the kind of rhymes that make MC`s withstand I tie Never retire or put my mike on the shelf The baddest rapper in the history of rap itself Not bitter or mad just provin` I`m bad You want a hit give me a hour plus a pen and a pad MC`s they retreat cause they know I can beat `em And eat `em in a battle and the ref won`t cheat `em I`m the best takin` out all rookies So forget Oreos eat Cool J coookies I`m bad (Cool J) (Cool J) (Cool J) (Cool J J J) (Cool J J J) (C Cool J) Never ever no never Never wearin` no Levis battle me why try I`ll treat you like a stepchild so tell mommy bye bye Sparrin` MC`s and I`m a never get with When I retire I`ll get worship like a old battleship L.L. I`m bad other rappers know When I enter the center they say, `Yo, yo there he go!` My paycheck`s large Mr. Bogart in charge Not a puncher or hunter from a rap cool large The original Todd teachin` how to be hard Take the skin off a snake and split a pea from a pod You`re a novice I`m noble and I decipher my tongue Not Atilla the Hun but no I`m Threwler his son My vulture`s exact like rack and pinion in a Jag You try to brag you get your rhymes from a grab-bag No good scavenger catfish vulture My tongue`s a chisel in this competition sculpture I`m bad (Think I`m gonna need backup) (Think I`m gonna need backup) (What you need that for?) (Yo this is L.L. Cool J) (And you`ll never catch me so don`t even try it) (I`m too bad for ya, understand...) Aaaaaahhhh... I`m bad!


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