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Lyrics by: Ray Stevens
# Debut Chart
1 Apr '74 Hot 100
3 Apr '74 Country

Lyrics

SPOKEN: Hello, ev'ryone, This is your Action News reporter with all the news that Is news across the nation on the scene at the supermarket. There seems to have Been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened? SPOKEN: Yeah, I did. Is standin' over there by the tomaters and here he comes- Runnin' through the pole beans, through the fruits n' vegetables, nekked as a Jaybird. n' I hollered over tEthel, I said DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!! n' it's too late- She'd already been incensed. Looka dat, looka dat Looka dat, looka dat Whoa, yes they call him The Streak Fastest thing on two feet Looka dat, looka dat He's just as proud as he can be of his anatomy He gun give us a peek Oh, yes they call him The Streak He likes to show off his physique If there's an audience to be found Hell be streakin' A-round invitin' public critique SPOKEN: This is your Action News reporter once again and we're here at the gas Station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened? SPOKEN: Yeah, I did. Is just in here gettin' my tawres checked n' he just Appeared outta the back. Come streakin' around the grease rack there-didn't have Nuthin' on but a smile!! I looked at her and Ethel was gettin' er a cold drink. I Hollered DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!! But it's too late-she'd already been MOONED!! Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers!! Whoa, yes they call him The Streak He likes to turn other cheek He's always makin' the news wearin' just his tennis shoes Guess you could call him unique SPOKEN: Once again, your Action News reporter in the booth at the gym covering The disturbance at the basketball playoff. Pardon me, sir, did you see what Happened?


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SPOKEN: Yeah, I did. Halftime, Is just goin' down there to get Ethel a snow cone. Here he come, right outta the cheap seats, dribblin'. Right down the middle of the Floor. Didn't have on nothin' but his Keds! Made a hook shot and got out through The concession stand. I hollered up at Ethel, I said DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!..Too Late. She'd already gotten a free shot. Grandstand. Right there in front of the Home team. Whoa, yes they call him The Streak CLOSING: Not totally decipherable because 3 things are going on at once. Ray is Singing a verse and the backup singers are doing while Ray, On an overlaid track is speaking Ethel! Is that you Ethel? What doof his anatomy you think You're doin'? You get your clothes on !! Whoa, yes they call him The Streak Ethel, where you goin'? Ethel, you Shameless hussy!! If there's an audience to be found, hell be streakin' A-round Invitin' public critique Say it isn't SO, Ethel!!

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