If you're driving into town
With a dark cloud above you
Dial in the number
Who's bound to love you
Oh, honey, you
Turn me on, I'm a radio
I'm a country station
I'm a little bit corny
I'm a wildwood flower
Waving for you
Broadcasting tower
Waving for you
And I'm sending you
Out this signal here
I hope you can
Pick it up loud and clear
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I know you don't
Like weak women
You get bored so quick and
You don't like strong women
Cause they're hip to your tricks
It's been dirty for
Dirty down the line
But you know I come
When you whistle
When you're loving and kind
If you've got too many doubts
If there's no good reception for me
Then tune me out
Cause, honey
Who needs the static
It hurts the head
And you wind up cracking
And the day goes dismal
From Breakfast Barney
To the sign-off prayer
What a sorry face
You get to wear
I'm going to tell you again now
If you're still listening there
If you're driving into town
With a dark cloud above you
Dial in the number
Who's bound to love you
If you're lying on the beach
With the transistor going
Kick off the sandflies, honey
The love's still flowing
If your head says forget it
But your heart's still smoking
Call me at the station
The line's are open
