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Lyrics by: Jack Clement
# Debut Chart
96 Jul '66 Hot 100
17 Jul '66 Country


(CHORUS) Everybody loves a nut The whole world loves a weirdo Brains are in a rut but Everybody loves a nut There was a hermit named Fred Who kept a dead horse in his cave And everyone said to Fred Fred, how come you keep A dead horse in your cave And he said, well (CHORUS) A Columbia man named Frank Had a tiger named Hank He tried to put Hank in his tank Guess what happened to old Frank

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When they picked up The teeth, hair and eyeballs And erected a tombstone that read (CHORUS) Another Columbia fella Told Queen Isabella I don't think the world is flat Now what do you think about that And she said, you don't And he said, no, ma'am And she said, you Get out of my queendom And he said, yes, ma'am (CHORUS) 2X


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