Music Service


by Spencer And Spencer
Lyrics by: Dickie Goodman
# Debut Chart
91 May '59 Hot 100


Welcome to Russian Band Stand Dis is your host, Nikita Clarkchev In Russia almost everybody watches Russian Band Stand [machine gun fire] Now everybody watches Russian Band Stand! Heh, heh, heh

Log on to hide ad.

Next is number one song in Russia [gibberish Russian song] (But we don't like that song!) You got to like that song, it's number one song! (But we don't like...) [machine gun fire] Who else doesn't like that song? (I don't like...) [machine gun fire] ( Too late, comrade! Now, anybody else don't like? (We like that song) All right, now a word from our sponsor You better listen! Play that stroganoff, new schwachling cigarette Each cigarette two puffs That's all you got time for Work twenty two hours a day, so cline(???) Is only cigarette with microphone filter So be careful comrade, secret police are listening Is only cigarette I smoke, right Comrade Mamarelichev? Right, is only cigarette you can buy Next on Russian Band Stand is country's number one singing star, Nikita Presleychev What are you going to sing, Nikita? [gibberish Russian song] No, that's wrong song [machine gun fire] Tomorrow we have new number one singing star Tomorrow we have new number one song Hey comrade, we are secret police Tomorrow we have new host on Russian Band Stand


Site by: Todd

Log on to hide ad.