My plain Jane never wears
No lipstick or paint
You know she'll never try
To be what she ain't
Come early in the morning
You can hear the fellas call
Plain Jane, won't you
Come out tonight so
We can have a ball
Log on to hide ad.
Help me, now
Plain Jane, won't you
Come out tonight
Come out tonight
Come out tonight
Plain Jane, won't you
Come out tonight
Spend some time with me
Her mouth's a little too wide
And her nose a wee bit long
And when you take
A good look at her
Her shape seems all wrong
But she got this certain something
That's so hard to define
And I wish that little something
Was mine, all mine, all mine
Woo, and now Plain Jane
Won't you come out tonight
Come out tonight
Come out tonight
Plain Jane, won't you
Come out tonight
Spend some time with me
Ooh, wee
Oh, yeah
I used to go with glamour girls
To worship day and night
But Plain Jane's got a cotton dress
And it don't fit her right
I could never, never tell you
Why I love her like I do
But if you took her out
For one fine night
You'd feel the same way I do
Watch it now
Plain Jane, won't you
Come out tonight
Come out tonight
Come out tonight
Plain Jane, won't you
Come out tonight
Spend some time with me
I say, spend some time with me
Woo, Plain Jane
I love her just the same
Oh, Plain Jane