I broke my bat on Johnny`s head
Somebody snitched on me
I hid a frog in sister`s bed
Somebody snitched on me
I spilled some ink on mommy`s rug
I made Tommy eat a bug
Bought some gum with a penny slug
Somebody snitched on me
Sooooooooooo
I`m gettin` nuttin` for Christmas
Mommy & daddy are mad
I`m gettin` nuttin` for Christmas
`Cause I ain`t been nuttin` but bad
I put a tack on teacher`s chair
Somebody snitched on me
I tied a knot in Suzy`s hair
Somebody snitched on me
I did a dance on mommy`s plants
Climbed a tree and tore my pants
Filled the sugar bowl with ants
Somebody snitched on me
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh hurry up
I`m gettin` nuttin` for Christmas
Mommy & daddy are mad
I`m gettin` nuttin` for Christmas
`Cause I ain`t been nuttin` but bad
I won`t be seeing Santa Claus
Somebody snitched on me
He won`t come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me
Next year I`ll be going straight
Next year I`ll be good, just wait
I`d start now but it`s too late
Somebody ......
Kid) `Who`s that coming down the chimney
with a bag over his shoulder?`
`It`s Him, it`s him. I thought he wasn`t coming.`
Santa) `Where`s the silverware little boy?`
Kid) `In the dining room like I told you.`
Santa) `And the jewelry?`
Kid) `Same place as last time. How about my cut?`
Santa) `The usual?`
Kid) `The usual.` `Join me on the chorus, Okay?`
Santa) `Why not.`
I`m gettin` nuttin` for Christmas
Mommy & Daddy are mad
I`m gettin` nuttin` for Christmas
`Cause I ain`t been nuttin` but bad
Kid) `Have a good season?`
Santa) `Excellent!`
