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by The Little Stinkers
(did not chart)
Theme:
Christmas

Lyrics

Mom made beans for dinner, you know I ate 'em all Said "Come get your coat on, we're going to the mall You're gonna visit Santa and sit upon his knee." But all that I could think about was how not to cut the cheese


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Waiting there for Santa, thought that I'd explode The gas bubble grew bigger with every "ho, ho, ho" Tried my best to hide it, thought I was doing swell But when I sat down on Santa's lap he hollered, "What's that smell?" I farted on Santa's lap now Christmas is gonna stink for me I farted on Santa's lap now I'll get (fart sound) under my Christmas tree I asked him for a baseball, I asked him for a bat I asked him for some ice skates, but I'll get none of that I asked him for a lotta things I'll have to do without Cause when I sat down on Santa's lap, I let one slip out I farted on Santa's lap now Christmas is gonna stink for me I farted on Santa's lap now I'll get (fart sound) under my Christmas tree On Christmas eve I snuck out of my bed without a sound And went down to the livingroom just to take a look around It was then that I saw Santa next to the Christmas tree His arms were full of presents and they were all for me He put them on a pile, got up to turn around Then blew a fart with such great force our tree almost came down And so I'll always cherish that special moment when I realized even old St. Nick rips one now and then I farted on Santa's lap and Christmas didn't stink for me I farted on Santa's lap and ??????? went under my Christmas tree

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