Music Service


by Benny Bell
Lyrics by: Benny Bell
# Debut Chart
30 Mar '75 Hot 100


I have a sad story to tell you It may hurt your feelings a bit Last night when I walked Into my bathroom I stepped in a big pile of

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[CHORUS] Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave everyday and you'll Always look keen I think I'll break off With my girlfriend Her antics are queer, I'll admit Each time I say, darling, I love you, She tells me that I'm full of [repeat CHORUS] Our baby fell out of the window You'd think that her head would be split But good luck was with her that morning She fell in a barrel of [repeat CHORUS] An old lady died in a bathtub She died from a terrible fit In order to fulfill her wishes She was buried in six feet of [repeat CHORUS] When I was in France with the army One day I looked into my kit I thought I would find me a sandwich But the darn thing was loaded with [repeat CHORUS] And now, folks, my story is ended I think it is time I should quit If any of you feel offended Stick your head in a barrel of [repeat CHORUS]


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